trippylilvixen:

laughed way too loud & ugly just now

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via chirpsofbirds)

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

(via telescopetoyourheart)

batsarequiet:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


we have a similar thing for the corner switzerland/germany/franceit’s in the middle of the rhine

batsarequiet:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

we have a similar thing for the corner switzerland/germany/france
it’s in the middle of the rhine

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via iambettymay)

faeriviera:

culinarycontessa:

anogoodrabblerouser:

zingey:

anogoodrabblerouser:

chocolate-milk-motel:

anogoodrabblerouser:

stumpytheorca:

Captivity vs Nature

I feel really bad for the sea lion that Seaworld forces to approach his/her natural predator.

Is it bad that I’m laughing extremely hard at how the orca just annihilates the sea lon in the 2nd gif?

all I can hear is NYOOM

You wanna know something cool? Recent studies of orcas seem to show that during the seal breeding season, they knowingly limit their intake of seals.  In fact, there are documented cases of orcas gently grabbing seal pups and pulling them into shore to keep them safe from being eaten.

Why? You might wonder.

The case studies seem to say that the orcas know that no baby seals growing up means less seals next year.  They are so intelligent that they’re aware of their own impact as a predatory species on their prey and actively work to conserve the number of that prey species for the future.  Maybe we could learn something about moderation and conservation from these animals.

They should really be granded nonhuman personhood like they were in India.

Intelligence of Orcas. Well said. 

GOD I LOVE NATURE!

(via mysavageheart)

Enjoy

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

image

(via chickeninatriscuit)

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via chickeninatriscuit)

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via maythemetalgodbewithyou)