Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
(Source: aterriblehusband, via chirpsofbirds)
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
(Source: unrellevahnt, via iambettymay)
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
(Source: zanetheaiden, via maythemetalgodbewithyou)